Season 7 of HBO’s hit (read: awesome) series ‘Game of Thrones’ debuts on July 16 and we, like everyone else, are pretty stoked to see what unfolds in Westeros. And while we watch to see what George R. R. Martin and the network’s writers have in store for us, you best believe we’ll be whipping up some strong cocktails to help the pain when your favorite character ultimately dies.
All the cocktail talk got us thinking: if the ‘Game of Thrones’ characters were to all hang out at a bar, assuming it wouldn’t turn into another Red Wedding, what would they order from the bartender? Well, after serious consideration and some light research, we have some thoughts.
What your favorite — or least favorite — GoT character would order from the bar:[/vc_column_text][vc_text_separator title=”Tyrion Lannister”][vc_column_text]
Everything. He’ll drink everything. Good luck to the bartender who tries to cut him off.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Jamie Lannister”][vc_column_text]
Moscow mule. But only in a copper mug with a handle. Easy to drink with one hand, you know?
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Cersei Lannister”][vc_column_text]
A poorly made-at-home cosmo. Shame. Shame. Shame.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Daenerys Targaryen”][vc_column_text]
Fireball shots for the squad.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Jon Snow”][vc_column_text]
Gin and tonic. Seemed like it was dead for awhile, but now it’s making a huge comeback.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Sansa Stark”][vc_column_text]
Gin martini with two olives. Classy AF, but packs a hell of a punch.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Arya Stark”][vc_column_text]
Any drink that is garnished with a little sword.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Bran Stark”][vc_column_text]
Absinthe. Although, we’re not sure he needs the help to get out of his own head.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Petyr Baelish”][vc_column_text]
Vodka and water. But you’re not 100 percent sure if it actually has vodka in it or not.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Jorah Mormont”][vc_column_text]
Daenerys’ leftover Fireball shots… when she’s not looking.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Daario Naharis”][vc_column_text]
Room temperature tequila… out of the bottle. No lime.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Theon Greyjoy”][vc_column_text]
Sex on the Beach… Too soon?
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Sandor Clegane (a.k.a. The Hound)”][vc_column_text]
A cask of Guinness. The entire thing.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Lord Varys”][vc_column_text]
Is he even at the bar? He’s so sly, that one.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Samwell Tarly”][vc_column_text]
A cold pint of craft brew IPA and some book by an author you’ve never heard of.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Bronn”][vc_column_text]
Whatever someone is buying him.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Davos Seaworth”][vc_column_text]
Scotch. And he’d share the bottle with you and tell some dope stories.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Melisandre”][vc_column_text]
A spicy red wine, like a Malbec. If she tries to share, maybe just ask for bottled beer.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Brienne of Tarth”][vc_column_text]
Soda water and lime. She’s Sansa’s DD.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Gilly”][vc_column_text]
Anything she wants, on the house. What a doll.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Tormund Giantsbane”][vc_column_text]
The Mead-King of Ruby Hall sure as shit doesn’t drink Fuzzy Navels.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Missandei”][vc_column_text]
Negroni: a totally beautiful drink with lots of depth, but can be a tad on the bitter side.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Ellaria Sand”][vc_column_text]
Red sangria, spiked with mezcal. She does what she wants.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”The Mountain”][vc_column_text]
Grain alcohol, infused with rust and salt.
[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column][vc_text_separator title=”Joffrey Baratheon”][vc_column_text]
Definitely not wine.
[/vc_column_text][vc_cta h2=”‘Game of Thrones’ Pub Quiz” txt_align=”center” add_button=”bottom” btn_title=”GO TO YOUR PUB” btn_color=”peacoc” btn_align=”center” btn_link=”url:http%3A%2F%2Ffadoirishpub.com%2Flocations%2F|||”]Leading up to the Season 7 debut of ‘Game of Thrones’, we’re hosting a very cool themed pub quiz where the questions will be all things GoT. Check with your pub for dates and times.[/vc_cta][/vc_column][/vc_row]